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Why This Has to Be Fremantle's Year

Why This Has to Be Fremantle's Year

• GuyWhoLikesSport

At the start of last year, I compared Fremantle to Catherine Tramell from Basic Instinct. I knew that they would probably let me down, but they were just too hot to listen to my better judgment.  After kicking 5.3 against the Saints in Round 8, I was calling coach Justin Longmuir Mark Jackson and demanding his head.  Heading into Round 23, I said that a Fremantle win against the Bulldogs in a win and in game was an existential crisis for the AFL.   After Round 23, when they beat the Bulldogs, I was singing Longmuir’s praises again.  With that much back and forth last year, you’d have to send me…

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Why Couldn't the Brisbane Lions Do It Again?

Why Couldn't the Brisbane Lions Do It Again?

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Why Couldn’t Brisbane Do It Again?  At this point, Brisbane has the feel of the Oceans movies.   In Ocean’s 11 they were stacked across the board. In Ocean’s 12 they added Julia Roberts to the team. For Brisbane in 2024, that was Levi Ashcroft as well as a fully healthy Will Ashcroft.  In Ocean’s 13 they added Al Pacino or, for Brisbane, Oscar Allen.  They just kept adding and adding and adding. And they stayed successful through their additions.   But, you know, they were movies.   The Lions have to pull their own smash and grab to win three in a row and, almost as impressively, make their fourth straight grand final.   If there’s ever been a team that’s set to do it, it’s Brisbane. Indeed, I’m picking them to…

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Why St Kilda Abandoned the Plan

Why St Kilda Abandoned the Plan

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Neil McCauley lived by one rule: “don’t have anything in your life that you can’t walk away from in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner”.  That’s a bad rule in life but a good rule for a bank robber. It’s also one that Neil abandoned time and again, particularly to save Chris during the bank robbery and to kill Waingro.  Neil didn’t stick to his own rules.   With their spending spree in this past offseason, adding Tom De Koning, Jack Silvagni, Sam Flanders, and Liam Ryan the Saints have abandoned their rule as well.  The Saints were less explicit than Neil in…

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Why Adem Yze is Out of Ideas at Richmond

Why Adem Yze is Out of Ideas at Richmond

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I had my in-laws from the UK staying with me and we played that game where you can invite three people, only alive, to your house for a dinner party.   I said that I’d have Bill Simmons, Peter Mandelson (I just want to know what was going on), and Dustin Martin.   What I wanted to say, but couldn’t because of my audience, was that I would have a Black Bag style dinner with Adem Yze, Blake Caracella and Chris Newman.   I’d give them whatever drug that Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett gave to their guests and do an investigation centring around one question: what the fuck are you…

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Ranking AFL Contenders By List Talent (Part 2)

Ranking AFL Contenders By List Talent (Part 2)

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Following on from Part 1.  In brief, I’ve gone through every list and picked out just the high-end talent. I have identified the superstars, stars, and the potential stars and given each tier of player a certain number of points. From there, I’ve stacked teams by total points to tier premiership contenders heading into the 2026 season based on list talent alone, not taking into account balance, coaching or anything else.  Tier 3: Teams that don’t suit the exercise  Hawthorn ($8.00)  Superstar: N/A   Star: Jai Newcombe, James Sicily, Will Day (injured – not for season), Dylan Moore, Blake Hardwick, Massimo D’Ambrosio, Jack Gunston, Josh Weddle, Josh Battle, Nick Watson, Tom Barrass (22)  Possible…

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Ranking AFL Premiership Contenders by List Talent (Part 1)

Ranking AFL Premiership Contenders by List Talent (Part 1)

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As we get closer to the season, it’s useful to remind myself who the good players are and where they play. This exercise does that. It’s like watching one of those 15-minute Severance recaps before season two, only to realise you didn’t need it because the show spent most of the season sniffing its own farts instead of advancing the plot.  So, what is the exercise?   I’ve gone through every list and picked out just the high-end talent. I have identified the superstars, stars, and the potential stars and given each tier of player a certain number of points.   From there, I’ve stacked teams by total points to tier premiership…

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The Coaching Super Bowl

The Coaching Super Bowl

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Some of the news over these last couple of days practically forced me to rewatch Eyes Wide Shut.   Aside from the obvious things, what’s striking is how average Tom Cruise is in it.    Above it all, he’s just not a star like he usually is in movies especially from that time period.   He seems stilted and pulled back. He’s tightly managed.   He’s a cog in the machine rather than being the whole machine.  Nicole Kidman is the same way, though it’s harder to focus on her performance, given she is so good looking it’s almost alien.   They’re not like Gal Gadot in literally anything where they are so bad that they…

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One Job, Too Many Pies

One Job, Too Many Pies

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My Collingwood preview heading into 2025 was centred around Craig McRae and his band of Pies doing one last job before falling down the ladder as is meant to happen in the AFL.  They went full Le Chiffre last year, going all in on their aging list without much of a backup plan and hoping to get saved by the river, parting with three picks including their 2025 first a year for Dan Houston after parting with their 2024 first and a second rounder for Lachie Schultz.   The way they played seemed last year to be a tacit acknowledgement of that ageing process.   In their premiership…

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Which NFL Team Can Make the Super Bowl After Firing Their Coach?

Which NFL Team Can Make the Super Bowl After Firing Their Coach?

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We have a Super Bowl set in name. It’s a rematch of one of the greatest games of all time: Patriots v Seahawks.   However, in substance, after having watched the two Championship Games, I feel like I saw the true Super Bowl being contested by the Rams and the Seahawks.   In that game, one team’s coach made the same mistake twice and his team lost.   Sean McVay is the best coach in the league, but his Achilles heel has historically been game management. It reared its head again against the Seahawks.   In the third quarter, the Rams were down to Seattle by 11…

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Why Carlton is Less Broken Than You Think

Why Carlton is Less Broken Than You Think

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Tactically, Michael Voss is not a brilliant coach. He might not even be a good one. He’s stuck in an era of footy that doesn’t exist anymore.  He has pure ruckmen, pure key defenders, pure key forwards. He likes round pegs to fit into round holes and he’s not interested in fashioning different shaped holes for different kinds of players to fit into.  I assume that his whiteboard looks exactly like your school footy coach’s whiteboard and there is no acknowledgement of the new roles that have come to define the game.  Role flexibility is like BDSM to him. It’s just something people on the internet do.  His success as a coach to this point, however modest,…

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