Ben Simmons continues to cause a stir in Philadelphia, getting sent home from practice before his team’s first game.
After refusing to participate in a defensive drill, Simmons was sent home by coach Doc Rivers and suspended for his team’s season opener.
It’s hard to understand why the 76ers were displeased with his effort.
We sent the Neds crack investigative unit to follow Simmons around while he was away from the team and record his activities.
Some of these revelations may shock you.
Played Call of Duty
This is not what they meant when they said “work on your shooting” Ben.
Found Out The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Was From Philadelphia
Brushing up on the important people in his city’s history and why he had that nickname at one point.
Now he’s hoping his GM will follow the lead of Will Smith’s mother.
Played Every Song on Spotify With “California” In The Title
“California Girls” by Katy Perry is now his go-to karaoke option
Watched This Clip Of Himself On A Loop
Unfortunately, when he went to find related videos, the offerings were scarce.
Polished His Rookie Of The Year Trophy
Which he won in his second season after being drafted
Not that the fans in Utah hold a grudge over that or anything.
Someone may want to let him know he won’t win a second award when he does wind up on a new team.
Gave Squid Game a Try
“Nah, not really my thing,” was his reaction according to sources close to the wantaway star.
Caught Up With The Kardashians
Having dated a member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, he was finally able to see how that series ended!
Played With His Joel Embiid Voodoo Doll
“Babysit this!”
At least they are not pretending to like each other anymore.
Tried to Re-Enact Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
He spent the day dodging Daryl Morey like he was Ed Rooney.
No word yet on who was his Cameron
Asked Essendon If They Needed A Ruckman
But it turns out the 76ers don’t have a whole lot of use for Essendon’s next 10 first round draft picks.
Not to mention Simmons’ salary demands would equate to the cap of half a dozen teams combined.