None of the signs will be wins.
The Tigers head into the 2025 season with the least experienced list in the AFL and virtually no established AFL talent.
After criticism of him being a "cheerleader" and lacking aura, Adem Yze has hit back.
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— SuperFooty (AFL) (@superfooty) March 11, 2025
This year, weāre just hoping for the first season of a soon-to-be successful TV show.
They usually start with unknowns and make them stars.
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— Richmond FC šÆ (@Richmond_FC) March 10, 2025
Kieran Culkin wasnāt famous before Succession, now heās an Oscar winner.
Instead of wins, Tiger fans just need to see these four signs for the season to be an overall success.
1. Games have to be a more pleasant experience than sticking needles in my eyes.
Watching Richmond in 2024 was more painful than that COVID celebrity-filled imagine video.
Richmondās ball movement out of the back half was particularly awful. As soon as the ball got to defensive 50, nobody was less dynamic.
If you offered me a dollar for every time someone got the ball at half-back and hoiked it up the line to nobody, I wouldnāt take it because that many billions isnāt worth my happiness.
It showed in the numbers.
AFL Season 2025: Richmond
– Ranked 1st on the injury ladder
– Continued to go long down the line from halfback under Yze
– High turnover rate. Dramatic change to 2022 following the injuries/list changes
– Youth revival brings low expectation + high excitement pic.twitter.com/kZtEqG7Dw8— James Ives (@JamesIves17) February 24, 2025
The Tigers were the least fluid, most risk averse, team in footy.
This season, there has to be more dynamism and run coming out of the back half. It doesnāt even need to work, just try something. Be like Ani from Anora.
Make it clap and maybe youāll get a diamond ring out of it, even if the marriage to an oligarch end-run doesnāt work.
Another year of dour, āMelbourne without any good playersā type of football from Adem Yze and I might cry.
2. The highly pedigreed kids need to have a moment or two.
Itās unlikely that all of Richmondās top picks will become AFL stars. The draft is inexact, and if I were betting, Iād say three of the seven top-30 picks donāt work out.
But this is a year where hope should spring eternal for all of them.
Even if they donāt imprint themselves on the competition like Harley Reid did, they just need to have a moment.
What an absolute ripper this was!
Congratulations to Harley Reid on winning the 2024 @NAB AFL Goal of the Year! pic.twitter.com/2oOeoaPSU1
— AFL (@AFL) September 23, 2024
Give me an insight into who you are, like the Godfather 2 scene between Michael and Senator Geary. That scene showed what Michael had become.
I need something like that from Sam Lalor.
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— Richmond FC šÆ (@Richmond_FC) February 17, 2025
I still remember being at the ground for Dustyās first ever goal in what was a just okay first year for him.
Richmond was getting pumped, but it wasnāt the point.
In that goal, you saw his traits.
You saw the breakaway speed, the ability to roll through traffic, the poise, and the kick.
Each give me one moment like that.
3. Listen to Bill Belichick
Bill Belichickās famously said ādo your jobā.
Belichickās simple formula for Success
Do your Job!
āTake care of the 1 or 2 or 3 things that we have emphasized all week & we will be okay.ā
āThereās no mystery ā itās trusting each other & doing your job.ā
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— Jaycob Ammerman (@Jammer2233) September 21, 2019
He gave players with limited skillsets specific areas of responsibility and had them focus on that.
The Tigers need to do the same for the less talented guys on the list.
Post-dynasty, this was one of Damien Hardwickās strengths.
Two new recruits in two new guernseys.
Gold Coastās new home + alternate strips for 2025.
More tonight @7NewsMelbourne pic.twitter.com/nmgfFDiMYp
— Mitch Cleary (@cleary_mitch) November 14, 2024
The most successful one was taking an average small forward Dan Rioli, and turning him into an elite running half-back who he then poached.
Yze did it last year with Rhyan Mansell who became a terrific small forward last year.
Rhyan Mansell gets the perfect sit!#AFLTigersPies pic.twitter.com/8Xu21U3xD6
— AFL (@AFL) February 26, 2025
Do it with more players.
Take Thompson Dow.
Among all players who attended more than 15 centre bounces per game and played over 15 games, Dow got the fewest clearances.
He canāt do that! Can he do anything else?
He is a good runner. Try him on a wing?
Tyler Sonsie, Tom Brown, Steely Green, Hugo Ralphsmith.
Steely Green has three!#AFLTigersGiants | #gotiges pic.twitter.com/Z0jYFuJdp2
— Richmond FC šÆ (@Richmond_FC) July 14, 2024
All candidates for the Belichick treatment.
None are going to be stars. Give them one job, define its parameters, and tell them to focus on just that for the whole year.
4. Start abandoning the sunk costs.
Remember Mark Brendanawicz from Parks and Rec?
They started the show with him as this crucial character, then after one season where he didnāt quite work they slowly got rid of him. He never came back after season 2.
Richmond should Brendanawicz a few this year.
To be clear, Iām not saying get rid of everyone over 28. A big issue last year was that Richmond got bullied all over the ground due to a lack of size.
Certain players do need to be phased out, though or at least put some kids into the crucial roles alongside them.
Take the centre bounces again. This is a focus area for me because it clearly wasnāt for Richmond.
The eight players who attended the most centre bounces last season were as follows: Nankervis, Taranto, Hopper, Prestia, Dow, Bolton, Graham, Baker.
Richmond was 18th in clearances, contested ball and scores from stoppage in 2024.
āIām sure weāll get some great young kids in who will be hungry and weāll come back ready to go on day one of pre-season.ā
š¹ Captain Toby Nankervis wraps up the 2024 season. pic.twitter.com/xDWEXvZ76P
— Richmond FC šÆ (@Richmond_FC) September 3, 2024
Brendanawicz the few from that list that havenāt left and put the new kids into the firing line. Start with Jacob Hopper and go from there.
I know you canāt drop him but start him on a flank or something. Donāt let him clog development.
One experienced player for every two kids in every centre bounce.
Lean in.
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