{"id":62385,"date":"2024-04-10T15:00:11","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T05:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/?p=62385"},"modified":"2024-04-10T16:10:29","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T06:10:29","slug":"footys-most-confusing-teams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/2024\/04\/footys-most-confusing-teams\/","title":{"rendered":"Footy&#8217;s most confusing teams."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone has played either four or five games now and we kind of know who\u2019s contending, who\u2019s rebuilding, and who\u2019s West Coast.<\/p>\n<p>But some teams have me feeling like Toronaga\u2019s son in Shogun, confused and aggrieved.<\/p>\n<p>There are 5 teams who either have me or the wider footy public confused. Some might be genuine contenders for the flag, some are good, but the wider footy public hasn\u2019t caught up, and some are talented but flawed.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not ranking them by who is the best, I\u2019m ranking them by which ones I most often mix up with Kendall Roy when I ask \u201care you good or bad?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Note also I\u2019m not allowing myself to talk about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/2024\/03\/whats-the-deal-with-collingwood-and-brisbane\/\">Brisbane or Collingwood because I wrote about them recently and not much has changed.<\/a><\/p>\n<h1>1. Western Bulldogs<\/h1>\n<p>If I did this list every year since 2016, the Bulldogs would be at the top every year, they have confused me basically since that premiership because they have always been a talented but underperforming list.<\/p>\n<p>You can query the talent, too.<\/p>\n<p>Look at Aaron Naughton, who has kicked four goals in four games this season.<\/p>\n<p>He is having his second-worst year for marks inside 50, in front of only 2018 when he was a defender and he\u2019s averaging less than 1 contested mark per game.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed, he\u2019s only averaged 2 goals per game or better once in his career.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;If you stop his run and jump, what else can he do?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Matthew Lloyd says the Bulldogs need to get more out of Aaron Naughton. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/9FootyClassified?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#9FootyClassified<\/a> | Live on 9Now \ud83d\udda5\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/0xtw4UlXwE\">pic.twitter.com\/0xtw4UlXwE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Footy on Nine (@FootyonNine) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FootyonNine\/status\/1777290133492138155?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 8, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Naughton\u2019s best year by average goals per game would be the 15th-best season of fellow eight-plus-year contract receiver Lance Franklin\u2019s career.<\/p>\n<p>Were we all just sucked in by the marks that he has now stopped taking?<\/p>\n<p>Whenever I watch them play this year and the commentary talks about \u201cstar forward Aaron Naughton\u201d, I\u2019m doing a Michael Bluth impression \u2013 \u201chim?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Her?\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v0IyaqurmGE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Returning to the bigger picture, I think I worked them out during the Geelong game.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re badly coached.<\/p>\n<p>The Bulldogs massively over possess the ball, leading the competition in disposal differential over their opponents with +39.5. GWS is second with +39.3, then the next best is Port with +30.8.<\/p>\n<p>The difference is that Port and GWS are 1 and 2 in metres gained differential each by over 250 metres. The Bulldogs are fifth in that stat, 500m behind their high-disposal brethren. They\u2019re fifth bottom in metres per disposal.<\/p>\n<p>They faff around with the ball and often look intoxicating doing it as they get possession chains going off half back. But they have so many numbers around the ball that, when they\u2019re out, they\u2019re stuck kicking it to nobody because every forward got sucked up the ground to get involved in the possession chain.<\/p>\n<p>Their poor structure was so obvious even Channel 7 picked it up against the Bulldogs.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re like a uni student, just getting over one hurdle at a time and not considering the bigger picture. They\u2019re a future problems football team.<\/p>\n<p>Bevo\u2019s teeth look great though.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/GJQmCM6WcAA42v_.jpg:large\" alt=\"@9NewsMelb's video Tweet\" \/><\/p>\n<h1>2. Fremantle<\/h1>\n<p>Is there something written into the Fremantle constitution that requires them to be boring?<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019ve had a few exciting players over the year but Jesus, watching them play is like pulling teeth.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, they\u2019re 3-1 and probably should have beaten Carlton but for some embarrassing umpiring.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Last Two Minutes: Fremantle v Carlton | Round 4, 2024 | AFL\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/00LRzaptgLc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Two quick asides: first, if you get a call wrong and get abused as an umpire it should be allowed; second, we must know definitively what he said. It had better have been about the umpire\u2019s family to warrant that big of a penalty.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re a control team that can neuter a team\u2019s pressure game with their uncontested style.<\/p>\n<p>They grind teams down with possession kicking and moving the ball from clearance to clearance when trying to kill a game but can go over the top when necessary.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re an attrition-based, Western Front team that would give Tommy Shelby flashbacks.<\/p>\n<p>When they do get some territory, they score so well from forward 50 turnovers.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s how they\u2019re second for scoring shots per inside 50 despite being well below average in total team score involvements.<\/p>\n<p>They really remind me the Buckley Collingwood teams with their love of switching, possession, and defence.<\/p>\n<p>So, they won\u2019t play a lot of overly dynamic games despite a dynamic midfield of Fyfe, Brayshaw, Serong and Young among others, nor will they blow anyone away because they don\u2019t seem to care about scoring particularly.<\/p>\n<p>But they\u2019re going to be hard to beat and hard to watch every single week. One of the more confounding 3-1 teams in recent memory.<\/p>\n<h1>3. Carlton<\/h1>\n<p>This one will be shorter.<\/p>\n<p>How much longer can they keep getting away with winning these close games?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Last eight wins: 10 points (FREM), 56 (NM), 5 points (RICH), 1 point (BL), 2 points (MELB), 6 points (SYD), 4 points (GCS), 4 points (MELB).<\/p>\n<p>Cardiac Carlton continues to roll. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gA7iy4pk89\">https:\/\/t.co\/gA7iy4pk89<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Matt Walsh (@MattWalshMedia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MattWalshMedia\/status\/1776521021174222924?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Cardiac Carlton is right.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Honestly, same.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Sunday, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Baggers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Baggers<\/a> \ud83d\udc99 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/D5iJOuhn8O\">pic.twitter.com\/D5iJOuhn8O<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Carlton FC (@CarltonFC) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CarltonFC\/status\/1776726054725685330?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Against Freo we saw again that they\u2019re good in money situations, winning a big clearance that led to the double dissent free.<\/p>\n<p>We also saw that they don\u2019t make mistakes like Luke Jackson made, hacking the ball forward when stoppage after stoppage would have suited Fremantle, who were trying to ice the game up 2.<\/p>\n<p>How far can being right situationally, and relying on a few superstars take you?<\/p>\n<p>Ask Collingwood.<\/p>\n<h1>4. Geelong<\/h1>\n<p>I\u2019m not confused by Geelong.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m just confused as to how they did it, like the Tom Cruise jump in the latest Mission: Impossible.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Mission: Impossible -\u00a0Dead Reckoning Part One | The Biggest Stunt in Cinema History (Tom Cruise)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-lsFs2615gw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Are they contenders again? Even at 4-0, they probably aren\u2019t this season, they have a bottom-4 midfield in the AFL without Dangerfield and Guthrie.<\/p>\n<p>But they will be again in short order.<\/p>\n<p>They are doing what the Golden State Warriors tried to do, straddling two eras at once.<\/p>\n<p>The vestiges of the old era like Hawkins, Cameron and Stewart are still there and playing well, but the younger generation has had enough seasoning now to be truly good players in their own right.<\/p>\n<p>Like Robert Downey Jr, they keep reinventing themselves.<\/p>\n<p>I think the best example of the Geelong model is Gryan Miers, who started his career as the kind of buzzy half-forward flanker that plays for a while but is more serviceable than valuable.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;I thought it was advantage Chris Scott from the coaches box.&quot;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kanecornes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@kanecornes<\/a> highlights how the Cats used Gryan Miers and Jeremy Cameron to break apart the Bulldogs through the middle of the ground.<\/p>\n<p>Watch The Round So Far here: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/KBu0qIE95m\">https:\/\/t.co\/KBu0qIE95m<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/oLSRABQaNd\">pic.twitter.com\/oLSRABQaNd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; AFL (@AFL) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AFL\/status\/1776744191504294305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>However, as he\u2019s grown as a player and he\u2019s grown in import to the team.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, over his last two years, he\u2019s been involved in about 30% of Geelong\u2019s scores with over 7 involvements per game.<\/p>\n<p>This season he\u2019s moved into a forward half midfielder type role and has become irreplaceable.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s emblematic of what they do, they get 100 games into you with a small, replaceable role and as you grow in comfort as a player, they move you into the game\u2019s heart.<\/p>\n<p>Chris Scott is the best coach in football, and it frankly isn\u2019t close.<\/p>\n<h1>5. Gold Coast Suns<\/h1>\n<p>This is a gripe I had watching Gold Coast play GWS, so indulge me.<\/p>\n<p>Someone tell the Fox Footy crew that this isn\u2019t Gold Coast in their second year of existence.<\/p>\n<p>Credit to them for showing up to where the game was played this week, but it might be worth watching some of the team\u2019s other games before you get there.<\/p>\n<p>The fact that they played GWS close for as long as they did shouldn\u2019t be an enormous shock.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">FT | Not the result we were after but still plenty of positives to take away from it.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/AFLSUNSGIANTS?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#AFLSUNSGIANTS<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ExpansionCup?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ExpansionCup<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/GatherRound?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#GatherRound<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZbRBJRL7iJ\">pic.twitter.com\/ZbRBJRL7iJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Gold Coast Suns (@GoldCoastSUNS) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GoldCoastSUNS\/status\/1776844584846541091?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 7, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Does everyone not see that, outside of their very weird loss to the Bulldogs, Gold Coast have been quite good under Dimma?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><b><i>Like what you read from our hard-hitting columnist?<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><b><i>Follow\u00a0<\/i><\/b><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/guywholikesspo1\"><b><i>@Guywholikessport<\/i><\/b><\/a><b><i>\u00a0on Twitter or check out his\u00a0<\/i><\/b><a href=\"https:\/\/guywholikessport.wixsite.com\/guywholikessport\"><b><i>FULL BLOG HERE\u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":37,"featured_media":62388,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8298,344],"tags":[29,8614,1329,8908,8260,3094,36],"hub_post_cat":[],"class_list":["post-62385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-australian-rules","category-guywholikessport","category-sports","tag-afl","tag-afl-2024","tag-australian-rules","tag-footy","tag-guywholikessport","tag-opinion","tag-special-interest"],"acf":{"md_tip_date":null,"md_tip_date_end":null,"md_market_url":"","tip_date":"10\/04\/2024","event_country":"Australia"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/37"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62385\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/62388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62385"},{"taxonomy":"hub_post_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/hub_post_cat?post=62385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}