{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Neds Blog","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog","author_name":"GuyWhoLikesSport","author_url":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/author\/guywholikessport\/","title":"The Collingwood Constrictor - Neds Blog","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"fLLTpDALwf\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/2026\/03\/the-collingwood-constrictor\/\">The Collingwood Constrictor<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/2026\/03\/the-collingwood-constrictor\/embed\/#?secret=fLLTpDALwf\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;The Collingwood Constrictor&#8221; &#8212; Neds Blog\" data-secret=\"fLLTpDALwf\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.neds.com.au\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Fly.jpg","thumbnail_width":650,"thumbnail_height":366,"description":"How good is your memory?&nbsp; Do you remember last week?&nbsp;&nbsp; It was that long ago utopia where diesel was a mere $2.50\/litre.&nbsp;&nbsp; When the war was only weeks away from ending, as it is now.&nbsp;&nbsp; When footy was basketball because scoring was out of control.&nbsp;&nbsp; Well, here is a column about a team\u2019s repressive defensive structure because this weekend, footy&nbsp;wasn\u2019t&nbsp;basketball anymore!&nbsp;I don\u2019t know if it\u2019s an opening round induced malaise or if it\u2019s something else, but footy has entered midseason form early this year with mostly terrible games populating the weekend with few exceptions.&nbsp; Having said that, I found the&hellip;"}