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Now it’s time for these legendary studs of Australian Rules Football to strut their stuff on the catwalk.
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Make sure you’ve got a refresher towel, it’s about to get HOT as we present the AFL’s SEXIEST FOOTY CARDS.
Strike a pose!
To get us in the mood, here’s Madonna…
(1) Suns out.
BRUNS out.
It’s better the Neville you know.
It’s Neville Bruns!
(2) He’s come to clean your pool.
It’s the man from the wild, wild West it’s none other than
RON ALEXANDER
(3) Look out!
Here comes trouble.
Who else but JOHN GASTEV…
(4) Ich bein ein Studmuffin
Straight outta Munich…it’s PETER GERMAN.
(5) That’s where the trouble began that smile that damn smile…
here’s 63 gamer for the Tigers and Swans NOEL JENKINSON!
(6) The Italian Stallion is in the House
VIN CATAGGIO!
(7) He keeps more than just marks, kicks, handballs on his stats sheet.
Lock up ya daughters,
here’s GRAEME BOND!
(8) He’s a real naughty boy.
He’s JOHN “Sammy” NEWNAN!
(9) Oh Mickey, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind,
hey Mickey, MICK MARTYN...
(10) He wears the pants in this relationship.
Give it up for this cuddly teddy bear…
Big Bad MAL BROWN
(11) Here’s another PANTS MAN, none other than Carlton legend
GEOFF SOUTHBY.
(12) BRIAN WALSH!
You cheeky devil.
(13) Let’s up the Tempo a little bit with the 1980 Brownlow Medalist…
KELVIN TEMPLETON
(14) What if God was one of us…
It’s GARRY BAKER.
(15) This man played 157 games for West Coast, Brisbane Bears and Fitzroy so we can’t show you his face…MARK ZANOTTI
(16) LEON HIGGINS…he’s got the
“Skills” to pay the bills.
(17) Just watch this stud strut his stuff on the catwalk. It’s none other than the galloping gasometer himself MICK NOLAN…
(18) 🎵 I’m a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
MICK TURNER shakes his little tush on the catwalk 🎵
(19) LEIGH MATTHEWS.
He’s not just LEATAL on the footy field or the coach’s box 😉
(20) It’s you.
It’s me.
It’s ROBBIE MCGHIE
(21) Make mine a JASON DANIELS
On the rocks, please…
(22) No, it’s not Crime Stoppers, that’s just Collingwood cult hero RON WEARMOUTH
(23) No one does Blue Steele quite like Essendon/Adelaide Crows
icon GREG ANDERSON.
(24) Wait a minute! Is there more than one GARY “DOLLARS” LYON???
(25) “The Chief” JASON DUNSTAL always uses protection…(On his head, grow up)
(26) KING OF GEELONG.
KING OF THE D-Floor.
Who else but BILLY BROWNLESS.
(27) Butch by name.
Butch by nature.
Say hello to MICHEAL GALE.
(28) Winner.
Winner.
WAYNE PRIMMER.
(29) BRING BACK THE (Ray) BIFFin
(30) Swipe right for DIPPER…
(31) Forget Tommy Hilfiger for fashion, get around TOMMY ALVIN and his long,
flowing locks.
(32) KABOOM!
We have liftoff with
“ROCKET” ROD CARTER on board.
(33) YEAH! YEAH!
It’s the man they call HUNGRY
KEVIN BARTLETT…
(34) He’ll be out in a minute, he’s just blow-drying his hair.
It’s GERARD HEALY.
(35) Knick-Knack BARRY PADLEY…
(36) Simply (Macedonian) Marvel at that Mullett, none other than PETER DAICOS (Nick and Josh’s old man)Â
(37) Let’s talk about REX (Hunt) Baby
(38) If you loved Colin “Funky” Miller bowling for Australia, say hello to the original Funky – IAN MILLER.
(39) Time to get kinky.
RENE KINK that is.
(40) We finish off with a bit of the
WOW factor.
WARREN “WOW” JONES factor that is.
