After six fun-filled and somewhat awkward weeks of reality television gold we’re we laughed, cried and even learnt something along the way as former Gogglebox-er turned Bachelorette Angie Kent finds her true love.
From a sleazy local politician, a clingy/obsessive fireman, a bloke called “Wazza” who dressed up as a chicken but didn’t want to be made fun of (and the fact he had “Wazza” tattooed on his back) and the chance to marry into the Garlo’s pies dynasty – many have vowed for Angie’s heart.
We are now down to the final three gentlemen and many Australian’s will be glued to their screens as to who Angie will hand out the final rose to and live happily ever after.
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The bloke has been the firm favourite since the opening of betting for this series and many expect the soon to be divorcee to be “the one” for Angie.
Carlin performed well early on in the series until it was revealed the bloke had been married for three years, although he had been separated from his wife for the good part of 18 months, it had Angie furious.
There was also controversial plays such as speculation from super clingy fireman Jamie that he was in line to the 2020 Bachelor and that he also had dreams of becoming an actor, which also had Angie – a person who has been on three different TV shows in the past year, that perhaps he was on the show for some camera-time, not Angie-time.
The answer looks to be both.
Despite, having one previous owner, Angie sees good value in Carlin who has plenty of mileage left in the journey that is love.
In recent weeks, Angie looks like she’s patched things up with Carlin but recent reports suggesting the man IS CURRENTLY OVERSEAS ON HOLIDAY WITHOUT ANGIE could spell doom for the favourite at Winx-like odds.
This is heartbreaking 💔 #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XF7owe3EwV
— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) November 7, 2019
Plain-packaging might be the law when it comes to cigarette packets these days, but if personalities had plain-packaging – it would be Ryan and a picture of Ryan.
The DM-sliding, dog-loving and Bachelorette 2018 reject has found himself into the final three for this series, for god (or in this case the producers) only knows.
The lunchroom at the Australian Tax Office has more personality than Ryan.
It’s great he likes dogs and all, but that just proves he’s not a sociopath.
If Angie was still on the couch with Yvie on Gogglebox, they would both be asleep whenever he appears on camera.
Even Ryan couldn’t pull off that 50 Shades-esque type date he had with Angie. It was an absolute cringe-fest.
Shelly Craft is more useful on The Block than Ryan is on this series of the Bachelorette.
Ryan pissed-off Angie when he originally said he only went on the show to be with Angie but turned out he applied to be on the last series of the show which would have been perfect for him as that was a snoozefest.
Even for a “lie” on the show, it was a bloody boring one.
If Angie picks Ryan, I along with many of the viewers will think the show has gone to the dogs – in more ways than one.
Will Ryan's lie cost him a rose at tonight's ceremony? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/VRCQDQ9nZx
— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) November 6, 2019
Don’t get me wrong here, Timm has clearly been one of the more interesting and entertaining contestants on this series of The Bachelorette.
Despite the obscure spelling of a simple name like Tim+1 m, he’s proven himself to be pretty fun and a decent bloke.
However, Timm is unpredictable and could be good funny bloke one minute and before you know it he’s turning into the guy who would whip the guitar out and start singing “Wonderwall” at a party.
No one likes that guy.
There’s no doubt Timm speaks from the heart and can make Angie and more importantly, the viewers smile.
What might be holding Timm back is the spelling of his name and the justification for having the extra M in TimM, his mate Jackson being the biggest cock-blocker in Australia, his shit tattoos and he actually is a bit of a loose unit- can’t be having that in reality TV can we now?
Timm, you summed that one up perfectly #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/OBInUoozMk
— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) November 7, 2019
What is now known as “Doing a Honey Badger” in the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise, it’s highly unlikely that this is going to happen anytime soon in the Australian version.
However, no one would blame Angie for Badgering it and end up with no one if she ends up having the likes of Carlin and Ryan in the final epsiode.
Ideally, Angie should Honey Badger it and pick fan favourite Ciarran in real life.