Brace yourself for hours upon hours of flag-waving, people butchering Waltzing Matilda, Failed Olympic bids and of course Meatloaf and Angry Anderson in the batmobile as we’ve gone deep into YouTube to bring you the complete history of VFL/AFL Grand Final entertainment.
Since 1977, the Grand Final has provided some hits and plenty of absolute misses as the VFL/AFL have brought in a who’s who of entertainers to rev everyone up for that One Day In September.
Forget the marathon of classic Grand Finals, this is a marathon of “entertainment” that only the AFL Grand Final can provide.
2018 – Black Eyed Peas & Barnsey
Wil I AM looks at his phone during the performance as many wonder why an act that hadn’t had a hit in over a decade (and No Fergie) got a run on Grand Final day.
Meanwhile, Jimmy Barnes saves the day by belting out a few classics.
2017 – The Killers
The AFL actually got a good band to play prior to the 2017 decider,
The Killers just played hits and then Jack Riewoldt famously joined them on stage post-match.
This is categorised as a rare-hit for Grand Final Day.
2016 – Sting
A solid and reliable performance by Sting as he simply just sings the hits prior to the Western Bulldogs v Sydney decider of that year.
It’s all you could ask for.
2015 – Chris Isaac, Brian Adams & Ellie Goulding
Chris Issac plays it safe again by playing the hits.
Meanwhile, pop star Ellie Goulding sings her song from the Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack and had as good a performance as the West Coast Eagles that day.
Brian Adams was also brought in from overseas. He sang the hits. What more could you ask for?
2014– Ed Sheeran & Tom Jones
The AFL went the full Smooth FM by bringing in Ed Sheeran and Tom Jones.
Tom Jones sings Delilah – a song about a man killing his wife.
Very motivational before the big game.
2013 – Hunters and Collectors
Aussie Rock – TICK
Sing the hits – TICK
Holy Grail – TICK
This is a hit.
2012 – Temper Trap
After the Meatloaf disaster, the AFL went simple and brought in the Temper Trap.
It was a bit meh if you ask me.
2011 – Meatloaf
What else can we say?
Enjoy Meatloaf butchering every song ever in one of the most infamous Grand Final performances of all time.
2010 replay – Lionel Richie
Linoel Richie gets a last-minute call-up for the 2010 AFL Grand Final replay.
He was awesome.
2010 – INXS (JD Fortune)
Let’s be honest.
If you’re watching INXS post-Micheal Hutchence, it’s a cover band.
JD went alright, but it’s not the same.
2009 – Farnsey, Barnsey & Mark Seymour
Sold classic Aussie rock.
You can’t go wrong with this combo.
Both Farnsey, Barnsey and Mark Seymour combining to sing “You’re the voice” makes you proud to be Australian.
2008 – Powderfinger
Powderfinger belt out a few numbers surrounded by some weird circus act.
2007 – Jet
The audio was about as good as Port Adelaide’s performance that day.
2006 – Irene Cara
For some reason getting Irene Cara was thought of as a good idea.
It would have been awesome in 1984 but the AFL saw fit to get her for the 2006 GF.
2005 – Delta Goodrem, Dame Edna, Micheal Buble and Silvie Paladino
While not on YouTube, a controversy followed in the leadup to the 2005 Grand Final when Goodrem was bumped from singing the national anthem in favour of opera singer Silvie Paladino, who was unimpressed the AFL wanted to bump her from the lineup.
2004 – Kath and Kim
Also not on YouTube, Kath and Kim did perform at the 2004 Grand Final and it also saw the return of Angry Anderson’s Batmobile.
2003 – Australian Idol
The final 12 of the very first series of Australian Idol featuring the likes of Cosima, Millsy, Paulini and of course Nollsy (who was robbed) and Guy Sebastian belting out “One Day In September.”
2002 – Killing Hedi
Back when Killing Hedi was at the top of their game, they got a run on Grand Final Day!
2001 – Vanessa Amorosi
It’s not on YouTube, but what a banger is “Absolutely Everybody” from back in the day?
We assume she sang it prior to the 2001 GF and it inspired the Lions to get home to win the first of their threepeat.
2000 – Bachelor Girl
All the good acts were booked for the Olympics so the AFL could only get Bachelor Girl.
1999 – Wendy Matthews
Seemed like a nice tribute and Wendy could belt out a tune.
1998 – Donna Fisk and Micheal Christian “Rockin’ Footy”
The two rando singers who used to sing the Channel 7 footy song back in the day got a run at the 98 Grand Final.
They have never been heard of since.
1997 – Marina Prior
WHERE WAS THE PRIOR? Screamed the crowd during the 97 Grand Final.
She was on before the game singing the national anthem.
1996 – Grand Final All-Stars
To celebrate its centenary season back in 1996 the AFL got a who’s who of Grand Final entertainment from years gone by in a star-studded 1990s flag-waving spectacular.
1995 – Tina Arena
As Sorrento Moon is topping the ARIA Charts at the time, Tina Arena did a spectacular rendition of Waltzing Matilda back in 1995.
Half-Time – Tribute to Australian Cinema with Sigrid Thornton
The AFL pays tribute to Australian cinema at half-time of the 95 Grand Final.
It’s also the final year of half-time entertainment.
Half-Time entertainment was briefly brought back in 2012, but most prefer the Auskick kids to get a run.
1994 – The Seekers
If there’s one band who’s songs make me want to run out through brick walls and do whatever it takes on Grand Final day, It’s the Seekers.
1993 – Bad Chirography and Maroochy Barambah
This act has nothing on a North Korean military parade.
Maroochy Barambah claims audio issues as this rendition of Waltzing Matilda is very much butchered like the sheep being murdered in the song.
1992 – Joan Carden
NOT ON YOUTUBE, legendary opera singer Joan Carden entertains the crowd on 1992 Grand Final day and the Cats ran out to a song called “Cat Attack” not the traditional “We Are Geelong” prior to the 92 Grand Final.
Be grateful they didn’t win the Grand Final that year based on the song alone.
1991 – Darryl Braithwaite
Back when Horses wasn’t ironic Dazza really won the crowd over at Waverley Park by wishing Collingwood was playing that day.
Half-Time: Angry Anderson
The GOAT of Grand Final performances. Nothing will ever compare to Angry in the batmobile.
1990 – Normie Rowe
We’re now into the era when singers just sang Waltzing Matilda.
Normie did a solid job with this attempt.
1989 – John Farnham
Peak Farnsey belts out Waltzing Matilda prior to one of the greatest Grand Finals ever played.
Half-Time – Melbourne 1996 Olympic Bid
Melbourne tries to show the world they can host the 1996 Olympics by getting kids to wave flags.
One of those kids happened to be a young Nathan Buckley.
Spoiler Alert – Melbourne did not get the 1996 Olympic Games.
1988 – Noel Watson
I’ve seen a fair few attempts at Waltzing Matilda, this is the best one.
1987 –Darryl Somers
No Ozzie Ostrich, No Plucka Duck, No Dickie Knee, No Blackers.
1986 – Olivia Newton-John
Peak 1980s Australialiana. Everyone loves ONJ.
1985 – Diana Trask
A respectable effort with Waltzing Matilda by Aussie Country Music legend Diana Trask.
1984 – Slim Dusty
You can’t go wrong with Slim and Waltzing Matilda.
1983 – Glenn Shorrock
In his performance of Waltzing Matilda, Lead singer of the Little River Band Glenn Shorrock gets the crowd chanting for Australia II in the Americas Cup.
1982 – Helen d’Amico (The Streaker)
Rolf Harris was the actual pre-game entertainment back in 1982, but we’ll give it a miss for obvious reasons.
Anyway, everyone remembers the streaker during the game.
Richmond fans blame her for the 37-year curse that ended in 2017.
1981 – Jon English
Before he was the star of All Together Now, Jon English was a fine rock star.
Grand Final Sprint
The Grand Final sprint is and still is an iconic part of Grand Final Day.
It used to be dominated by Gaza Snr’s brother Geoff who would win it every single year.
1980 – Peter Allen
The Boy from OZ sings “I still call Australia home” with references to the MCG.
It was beautiful
1979 – Mike Brady
Up There Cazaly is top of the charts in 1979 and Brady sings it at the Grand Final for the very first time,
The footage isn’t on YouTube, but there’s a clip of his bloke lighting up a dart during the game. Those were the days.
1978 – Keith Micheal
There’s no vision of Keith Micheal back in 78, but it was the year Channel 7 commentator Peter Landy kicked one of the kids with balloons pre-game that got in his shot.
1977 – Barry Crocker
The 1977 Grand Final was unique in that it was the first one to be broadcast live into Victoria and resulting in a draw, it was the very first one to have pre-game entertainment,
Barry Crocker was the first artist to perform.
There is no clip to be found but he did have an attempt at a song about his beloved Geelong Cats back in the 1980’s