Monday, August 26

man who should be in jail wins ashes test

As you are probably all aware, Ben Stokes won the Third Ashes Test at Headingley last night.

Ben Stokes, who’s best work was previously outside of a nightclub delivered England an unbelievable victory, grabbing the Poms a one-wicket win as England achieved their record-breaking 359 run chase, stunning Austraia at Leeds.

Stokes delivered the knock, leaving himself 135 not out.

You all know what happened from there.

We don’t need to report the rest.

 

tis the season to be finals

The real stuff begins in two weeks time when the AFL finals get underway.

Perth will host the first final on a Thursday night as they take on Essendon at Optus Stadium.

Geelong will finally get a home final hosting Collingwood at the MCG.

GWS host the rampaging Western Bulldogs and 

THE MIGHTY BRISBANE LIONS (proudly sponsored by Neds) will host Richmond at the G…abba. (Sorry Tiger fans)

Bring it on!

 

worst review ever.

And you thought the reviews for the Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill were bad.

Tim Paine went the early review on Stokes.

Then this happened. TAKE THE BLOODY BALL GARRY. 

 

Then there was this plumb LB but WE DIDN’T HAVE A REVIEW LEFT.

I’m as mad as hell. Take your sentiment that it was an amazing Test match and shove it. We are salty as French Connection UK