Round 4 of the AFL has come and gone and people’s frustration about TV broadcasts, umpiring, misery, delight and their footy tipping was there for all to see.
Brace yourselves for an Epic edition of Around the Tweets from Round 4 of the AFL.
SUNDAY ARVO:
St.Kilda 10-14 (74) def. Hawthorn 10-9 (69)
It was a thrilling five-point win to the Saints but Twitter was filthy about both FOX Footy and Seven’s decision to cut straight into the next program once the final siren sounded.
Dreadful programming decision by @foxfooty to cut from Saints game prematurely to go to The Bounce.
Was an epic victory, fans deserve much better.#AFLSaintsHawks pic.twitter.com/3rDE915s93— Rick Edwards (@BomberRicko) April 14, 2019
Dreadful programming aside, Eric Bana known to most as Poida from Full Frontal is up and about with the Saints unexpected great start to 2019.
Sensational win by the boys. Losing our awesome Captain before the game and getting it done. 3 from 4. Sounds pretty good. Thrilled for all our behind the scenes club people who have been working tirelessly. 🔴⚪️⚫️ 💪🏻#AFLSaintsHawks @stkildafc
— Eric Bana (@EricBana67) April 14, 2019
It also appears Chad Wingard has filled the void for commentators in the post-Cyril world.
Chad Wingard the perfect Cyril replacement – 1 handball, no effect, 23 excited mentions from commentators #AFLSaintsHawks
— Howard Kimber (@HowardKimber) April 14, 2019
The stats don’t lie about the impact of Jack Billings for the Saints
https://twitter.com/ethan_meldrum/status/1117342815787175937
This photo from legendary AFL photographer Michael Wilson was yet another masterpiece.
contested pill 💪🏼🏉 #AFLSaintsHawks pic.twitter.com/34BEblKJEo
— Michael Willson (@MichaelCWillson) April 14, 2019
And while Seven and FOX cut to the next program as soon as the siren went, at least Channel 7 put the Saints singing the song on Twitter.
The Saints improve to 3-1 👏👏👏#AFLSaintsHawks pic.twitter.com/cUJOcDFZfE
— 7AFL (@7AFL) April 14, 2019
SUNDAY ARVO:
Gold Coast Suns 8-11 (59) def. Carlton 8-9 (57)
Carlton looked like they were about to break through for their first win of the season after a goal from Patrick Cripps, putting the Blues ahead by five points.
But Jack Bowes had other ideas.
Carlton Twitter took the loss well.
https://twitter.com/Will7337/status/1117333394197626885
The hurt is real. #AFLSunsBlues pic.twitter.com/7jIHTiWcAK
— Travis Fitzgibbon (@travfitz) April 14, 2019
https://twitter.com/missmwhitton_/status/1117315434246590465
I support a fucking basket case of a team. When will you learn to finish off a fucking game. Being young is no excuse because Gold Coast have done it for 3 games now. The side we are supposedly miles ahead of. Baffles me. #AFLSunsBlues
— Xavier Jones (@xavierjones44) April 14, 2019
1 minute left, Carlton has the numbers, but Paddy Dow decides to handball in-board to a 1-on-3 instead of chipping it down the line. Result: turnover
That's not on Brendon Bolton… as much as the club will deny it, it's stemmed from 'forgetting how to win'. #AFLSunsBlues
— Adrian Johnson (@Adrian9Johnson6) April 14, 2019
And while Carlton fans vented their misery, others delighted in it.
This has aged really well.. 😂🤣🤣 #AFLSunsBlues pic.twitter.com/b2WkJ3JnDA
— RFC23 (@RFC17192020) April 14, 2019
You almost feel sorry for Carlton.
Nah #AFLSunsBlues
— Albert Thurgood (@AlbertThurgood) April 14, 2019
When the sun starts to set during the Sunday sesh and you realise you have to work in the morning… #AFLSunsBlues pic.twitter.com/1haJKCW2Vr
— LiSTNR Sport (@LiSTNRsport) April 14, 2019
Remember when Carlton traded tfirst-roundround pick to Adelaide at the next draft?
Twitter now has a dedicated account.
Update
Pick 1 – Adelaide
Pick 5 – Carlton— Carlton/Crows pick swap update (@CrowsPick) April 13, 2019
And on the actual football, mighty Mick McGuane (Carlton legend) spoke logical sense.
Message to AFL : please piss off the warning when a team doesn’t set up the 6,6,6 rule at centre bounces. Give a free kick against if they transgress. It is amateurish. It is being exploited. This is AFL football played by professionals so don’t give them an out. #AFLSunsBlues
— Michael McGuane (@MickMCG34) April 14, 2019
SATURDAY NIGHT:
West Coast 10-9 (69) def. Fremantle 7-14 (56)
A very nice final score from West Coast as they gave Freo the old heave ho with a 13 point win in the Western Derby.
Most of the Tweeting surrounded the issue of too boo nor not too boo Andrew Gaff. That is the question.
https://twitter.com/_Just/status/1117008863868280835
Did the people tweeting on the #AFLEaglesFreo hashtag really think eagles fans wouldn’t cheer Gaff? They’re not cheering he punched Brayshaw, they’re cheering he’s one of our best players. Are we supposed to condemn him forever? When can we like him again?
— ☀️ Channy ☀️ (@ChannyBH) April 13, 2019
Eagles supporters giving Gaff a standing ovation!? I mean really!? He king hit an 18 year old, he ain't a bloody war hero #AFLEaglesFreo
— Willflower (@WillflowerMusic) April 13, 2019
But it was this Tweet about Andrew Gaff from Mrs. Matthew Pavlich that caused a storm.
Why was Andrew Gaff being clapped with every possession? He punched someone in the head and broke their jaw…?? Are they condoning this behaviour?? 🤔🤯
— Lauren Pavlich (@laurenpav) April 13, 2019
It’s even big news in Perth.
.@WestCoastEagles wingman Andrew Gaff unfazed by Lauren Pavlich criticism following Western Derby. https://t.co/8OxVsHM1BA
— PerthNow (@perthnow) April 15, 2019
SATURDAY NIGHT:
North Melbourne 9-17 (71) def. Adelaide 8-11 (59)
North tried to lose on Saturday night but still managed to win in what was a rather forgettable game at Marvel Stadium.
This man summed up the match perfectly in one single Tweet.
North is shit. The Crows are shit. The umpiring is shit. Even the @7AFL camera angles are shit. This game is shit in all sense of the word. #AFLNorthCrows #AFL
— Yeet (@TeeBag44) April 13, 2019
There were some questionable free kicks, particularly awarded to North’s Ben Brown and Brendon Goddard didn’t hold back during his ABC commentary duties.
“Ben Brown, just stand up and play like a man.”
Brendon Goddard didn’t hold back when assessing the “flopping” free kicks paid to Ben Brown.#AFL #AFLNorthCrows #AFLRoosCrows 📷:AAP https://t.co/Q0cBZ4ZSj2 pic.twitter.com/EVFOkCyxse
— ABC SPORT (@abcsport) April 13, 2019
Twitter was bang on the money about Ben Brown as well.
Live shot of Ben Brown #AFLNorthCrows pic.twitter.com/y5UKZ2Vn5G
— Chiss Conspiracy (@TheBespinGuild) April 13, 2019
Ben Brown aside, it’s looking pretty grim again for Adelaide after many had fancied the Crows to be right amongst it this year.
A photo of our season thus far. #AFLNorthCrows #weflyasone pic.twitter.com/0IItRIaUhL
— Mikey Mkoka-Nicholson (@Mikey_Nicholson) April 13, 2019
SATURDAY TWILIGHT:
Port Adelaide 14-8 (92) def. by Richmond 15-9 (99)
With the big four missing, not many expected Richmond to beat Port at Adelaide Oval but for the Tiger Twitter Army, it was one of the great days.
Cheryl will never go to Adelaide Oval again.
Have officially banned myself from Adelaide Oval v Port.
2016: Went – we lost. 😥
2017: Didn’t go – we won. 🐯
2018: Went – we lost. 😥
2019: Didn’t go – we won. 🐯#GoTiges #AFLPowerTigers— Cheryl Critchley (@CherylCritchley) April 13, 2019
Dylan Grimes performance was that good, they want a statue of him at Punt Road.
Love this from @Richmond_FC #GrimesForPM #goTiges #AFLPowerTigers #Grimes pic.twitter.com/6krpIBoxtA
— John Carr (@TheHolyBoot) April 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/leachitup/status/1116994156272820224
A mighty fine debut from Jack Ross for the Tigers and the Tiger Army want him signed up for many, many years to come.
Jack Ross: “I haven’t really found the words yet, it means everything & you just feel it”.
Hope he doesn’t have other plans for the next 12-15 years https://t.co/9fZYY4QKqT— Simon Wallace (@rfcswallace) April 14, 2019
And the media were happy to jump back on the Tiger bandwagon after trying to write them off during the week.
Outstanding performance from @Richmond_FC who outworked and wanted it more than Port right from the start. Disaster for Port- off to Perth next week. Umpiring atrocious #AFLPowerTigers
— Kane Cornes (@kanecornes) April 13, 2019
Unbelievable win by @Richmond_FC Dylan Grimes take a bow. As commanding a last quarter from a defender you’ll see. Stack, Ross, Baker, Lynch, Ellis, Edwards and on it goes. #AFLPowerTigers
— Sam Edmund (@Sammy__Edmund) April 13, 2019
SATURDAY ARVO:
Essendon 17-10 (112) def. Brisbane Lions (proudly sponsored by Neds) 9-11 (65)
Just a flesh wound for the mighty Lions. They’ll be back big time against the Pies at the Gabba on Thursday night.
Meanwhile, Bomber fans are starting to find their voice again and loving all things Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti
Is Tippa better the Cyril? #AFLDonsLions
— Heath (@HeathLyons) April 13, 2019
SEVEN ⚡️FOR ⚡️WALLA.#AFLDonsLions
— Essendon FC (@essendonfc) April 13, 2019
Can’t ever justify the Essendon drug saga, but Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti is the greatest thing to come from one of the darkest eras in AFL history.
Would never have been given a chance otherwise. #AFLDonsLions https://t.co/tu0im4Trhn
— Adrian Johnson (@Adrian9Johnson6) April 13, 2019
WALLA.
FROM.
THE.
PAINT.#AFLDonsLions pic.twitter.com/LXRZJyNGsm
— Essendon FC (@essendonfc) April 13, 2019
Bomber fans, we know we’ve been harsh over the past few weeks so enjoy this from Triple M’s call.
SATURDAY ARVO:
Geelong 11-9 (75) def. by GWS Giants 11-13 (79)
In one of the best wins in the short history of the GWS Giants, the undermanned Giants beat the Cats on their home deck in a thrilling come from behind win.
While the win was one the Giants will treasure, Cats fans on Twitter seemed not to like Dermott Brereton’s commentary.
https://twitter.com/GarySnr/status/1116933837026545664
https://twitter.com/DanielAtkinson1/status/1116934018858045440
https://twitter.com/Grady_Hudd/status/1116933238256099328
https://twitter.com/carb70/status/1116927819399884800
Given Hawthorn hasn’t played at Geelong since 2006, it’s been quite a drought for this individual then.
https://twitter.com/_anastasiab92/status/1116950049697587202
Meanwhile, on the Giants side of things, big Cal Ward went down with a knee injury. This photo summed things up what he means to the club.
Lot of love for Callan Ward post match. One of the good guys. #AFLCatsGiants pic.twitter.com/hlPldetxjB
— Michael Willson (@MichaelCWillson) April 13, 2019
FRIDAY NIGHT
Collingwood 11-12 (78) def. Western Bulldogs 9-10 (64)
In a game to forget, Collingwood grinded out a 14 point win over the Doggies at the G on Friday night.
Many people took to Twitter to point out that it was a crap game of footy and was an easy chance to call out the AFLW haters as a result.
I’m not sexist, these AFLM players just don’t have the skills y’know? I don’t like this low scoring stuff – give me a VFLW game any day. #AFLPiesDogs pic.twitter.com/WC4h4V41XW
— gumbuoy [email protected] (@gumbuoy) April 12, 2019
Turns out it’s the coaches fault the game is crap.
The AFL wants to ban runners. Maybe the AFL needs to ban coaches. This is utter garbage. #AFLPiesDogs
— Adam White (@White_Adam) April 12, 2019
Perhaps we should change the rules again?
8 to 3 at quarter time, we must make rule changes to rectify. #AFLPiesDogs
— Xavier Ellis (@XaviEllis18) April 12, 2019
Elite mullet. Elite schools.
Bailey Smith has a private school mullet #AFLPiesDogs
— Rudi Edsall (@RudiEdsall) April 12, 2019
THURSDAY NIGHT:
Sydney 11-12 (78) def by. Melbourne 15-10 (100)
The Dees got their first win of the season over the Swans, where it’s safe to say the glory days are over.
Dees fan Julian Assange was up and about on Thursday, even when been taken from the Ecuadorian Embassy
“IT’S A GRAND OLD FLAG, IT’S A HIGH-FLYING FLAG…”#AFLSwansDees pic.twitter.com/pHPt8TiQiQ
— Neds (@NedsAus) April 11, 2019
Democracy was in action.
Which Oscar is the better defender? Fav for McDonald, RT for the grouch.#AFLSwansDees pic.twitter.com/6QjMbwv6Wy
— Doctor Fiveball (@DoctorFiveball) April 11, 2019
Swans can’t win at the SCG. Perhaps they go back to ANZ Stadium or the Lake Oval?
Swans have now lost 6 of their last 7 at the SCG and 9 of the last 14 since the start of last year. #AFLSwansDees
— Rohan Connolly (@rohan_connolly) April 11, 2019
Priceless.
Not sure Braydon Preuss expected the camera operator to be that close! 👀#AFLSwansDees pic.twitter.com/s2A7bmKOeC
— AFL (@AFL) April 11, 2019